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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-21

Noah Still Trying To Drop The Felines Off The Ark

Noah’s wife finally caught on to his 'purr-fectly' cruel scheme to turn the ark into a feline-free zone. Apparently, two of every animal doesn't include the ones that keep meowing at his cabin door.

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