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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-21

Ground Control to Major Annoyance: Sky Traffic Ruining Quiet Toad Life

Air traffic controllers are finally admitting that their job would be much more peaceful if the sky wasn't constantly cluttered with noisy metal tubes. Apparently, the secret to a perfect day is zero flights and a lot less screaming.

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