humor
The Onion
2026-09-21
Artist Struggles to Make Muppets Sexier, Fails Because They Are Already 'Dime Pieces'
A frustrated NSFW artist has hit a wall trying to eroticize the Muppets, realizing that Kermit’s 'tight amphibian dumper' and Miss Piggy’s hooves are already at peak sensuality. He’s effectively retired, realizing he can't improve upon perfection.