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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-09-21

Charge Your Aura With Moon-Drenched Desert Dirt

For just $85 a jar, Etsy artisans will ship you authentic dust scraped from outside a Pemex station, allegedly blessed under a gibbous moon. Pescadero expats are currently snorting its metaphysical vapors off quartz crystals to cure chronic skepticism and unblock their lower chakras.

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