Some tone-deaf digital nomad took to Reddit to launch a blistering complaint about Latin American beaches having too much local culture, wild iguanas biting people who try to pet them, and an absolute lack of sanitized western amenities. They are crying foul because the developing world refuses to function like a sterile corporate resort bubble. Here in Baja, we read their tragic tale of woe while waxing our longboards, silently praying the airport road washes out so they never find their way back.