Mexican entertainment media is currently in absolute terminal meltdown because telenovela star Gala Montes debuted a dramatic new shaved haircut and turned herself into viral meme royalty. Entire talk shows are collapsing under the weight of this existential national crisis while the local taco stand guy here is just trying to flip a marlin steak in peace. Frankly, until Gala starts paddling out at Zippers to test her aerodynamic new look in the lineup, we refuse to open our eyes.