The Pentagon has declassified yet another avalanche of glowing thermal blobs and agile spherical objects zipping around at five hundred miles per hour, hoping Earthlings will panic over sky-monsters. Back down here in Baja California Sur, our only unidentified anomalous phenomenon is how local fishermen manage to drink six Pacificos at 9 AM and still catch yellowtail. Let the little green men try carving these overhead waves—they'll get worked by the shorebreak just like everyone else.