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humor Clickhole 2026-09-21

Man's Flip Phone Isn't a 'Minimalist Statement,' He's Just Flat Broke

Pete’s friends think he’s a enlightened digital minimalist, but in reality, he’s just too poor to afford a smartphone. It's a classic case of people confusing poverty with 'sophisticated lifestyle choices.'

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