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humor The Onion 2026-09-20

US Healthcare: Where Insurance Covers Everything Except Your Actual Medical Bills

One in three Americans with health insurance still carries medical debt, confirming that the only thing more reliable than a hospital bill is a system designed to keep you broke while you recover. At least the diving board tester is optimistic that nobody else in the world has figured out a better way to handle it.

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