Washington lawmakers managed to torpedo a massive digital asset market bill because nobody could agree on whether a sitting president should be allowed to run a multi-million dollar meme coin side hustle. Back here in Baja, the local Pemex station’s credit card reader has been offline since Tuesday, which feels like a far more honest monetary policy than anything coming out of Capitol Hill. While crypto bros weep over stalled legislation, the swell at Playa Los Cerritos is head-high and offshore, rendering federal regulatory frameworks completely irrelevant to anyone with a surfboard and a cold Tecate.