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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-20

Aaron Rodgers Ruins Kid’s Make-A-Wish Visit With Nonstop Chemtrail Conspiracy Theories

Instead of playing catch, Aaron Rodgers spent a cancer survivor's dream day explaining why the government is poisoning the air and why the kid should just eat beef tallow. It's truly heartwarming to see a professional athlete provide the one thing a sick child definitely asked for: unhinged medical advice from a man in the dark.

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