An enterprising MEV bot nicknamed "Yoink" outmaneuvered an attacker by paying a hefty gas bribe to jump the queue, successfully swiping 2,900 rsETH right out from under a botched Safe wallet exploit. Down here in Todos Santos, we watched a pelican dive-bomb an empty beer can with the exact same level of aggressive, misguided precision. Nobody in the palapa cares about Uniswap v4 hooks when the Pacific is glassing off at sunset and the Tecate is cold.