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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-19

Scientists Invest Millions to Finally Define What 'Classic Rock' Actually Is

It’s a comfort to know that while the world burns, scientists are busy tackling the really hard-hitting questions about Chris Robinson's radio rotation. I’ve been croaking for years that if it sounds like a mid-life crisis, it’s classic rock.

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