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humor Daily Squib 2026-09-19

Charles III Considers Bringing Back Beheading to Keep Royal Gossip Quiet

King Charles is looking to trim a few necks—literally—to handle the inconvenient truth-tellers in the family. Nothing says 'divine right to rule' quite like a freshly sharpened blade for the relatives who talk too much.

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