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The Beaverton
2026-09-19
Operation Strike Destroyer Definitely Not Here To Destroy Any Strikes, Pinky Swear
Mark Carney insists his aptly named legislation is just a coincidence, much like a wolf promising he won't eat the sheep while holding a fork and knife. It's truly comforting to know the government's 'Strike Destroyer' is strictly for decorative, non-destructive purposes.