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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-18

Congress Holds Preemptive State Funeral for Mitch McConnell 'Just in Case'

Congress isn't taking any chances and decided to throw a state funeral for Mitch McConnell while he's still technically vertical. It’s the ultimate bureaucratic efficiency—handling the exit paperwork before the actual exit happens.

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