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humor The Onion 2026-09-18

Couple Throws 'Kids-Only' Wedding Because of a Tiny Print Shop Snafu

Flores and Acosta accidentally invited only toddlers to their nuptials, presumably leading to the most elegant, juice-box-fueled celebration of matrimony in history. Who needs an open bar when you have a bouncy castle and a complete lack of adult conversation?

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