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humor The Onion 2026-09-18

Local Landlord Sides With Hornets Over Tenant Because 'They Were Here First'

Nothing says 'professional property management' like blaming the tenant for swarming hornets while casually reminding them that they also lied about that 'clogged' toilet. Honestly, he should charge the hornets rent if he’s going to defend them so passionately.

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