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humor The Onion 2026-09-18

Olivia Rodrigo Turns Her Dramatic Breakups Into a High-Fantasy TTRPG Nightmare

Finally, a game where you can channel your teenage angst into slaying gelatinous beasts and fighting over dwarven ex-boyfriends. It costs $80, but that's a small price to pay for the ultimate 'it-girl' D&D campaign.

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