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humor The Onion 2026-09-18

Sharing Your Bed With A Dog: Vital Security Against Midnight Bed-Invaders

Finally, an investigation into the hard-hitting domestic issues, like whether your dog’s jealousy is a valid reason to banish him. If your goldfish isn't seething with resentment while you cuddle your pup, are you even really living?

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