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humor De Speld 2026-09-18

Hand Lotion Explodes: Airport Security Finally Proves Vaseline is a Weapon of Mass Destruction

A woman's extra 10ml of hand lotion leveled an EasyJet flight, proving that airline security's paranoia about toothpaste wasn't just a fever dream after all. It’s comforting to know that while power banks might be okay, moisturizing your cuticles is clearly an act of domestic terrorism.

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