Federal Reserve Rate Hike Threatens to Ruin $2 Tecates, Expats Confirm
As the Federal Reserve implements a surprise interest rate hike amidst escalating global inflationary pressures, local Americans in Todos Santos agreed it might finally impact the price of guacamole. However, since the swell in Pescadero is double-overhead, nobody is actually going to check their retirement accounts until Tuesday. Global economic collapse remains secondary to finding a shade palapa by noon.