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Our AI Says: Federal Reserve Implements Surprise Interest Rate Hike While Entire Town of Todos Santos Continues Watching the Sunset

As global financial markets plunge into chaos over escalating inflation and monetary tightening, wealthy expats in Baja remain blissfully unbothered because the Pacifico is ice-cold and the whale sharks are finally showing up in the bay. Local accountants confirm that no economic policy can possibly impact anyone whose net worth is tied up entirely in artisan macramé wall hangings and vintage vanagons.

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