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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-17

Prophet Hosea Realizes Choosing A Sex Worker As A Wife Requires More Than Prayer

Hosea is finally figuring out that divine inspiration doesn't substitute for a marriage counselor when your spouse has a wandering heart. Perhaps next time he'll stick to dating someone who isn't a biblical metaphor for infidelity.

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