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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-17

EU Declares Canada Now Desperate Enough To Be Granted Membership

Europe has finally decided Canada is sad and weak enough to be worth inviting to the club. Apparently, maple syrup and apologies are no longer enough to keep them out of the bureaucratic abyss.

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