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humor The Onion 2026-09-17

NFL Concussion Protocol: A Science-Based Process Of Guessing And Applause

The NFL's rigorous medical check includes everything from measuring brain-bleed volume to letting the crowd vote on the player's cognitive function. If all else fails, a ceremonial horn ensures the player is definitely not okay.

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