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humor The Onion 2026-09-17

Ed Sheeran Replaces Opening Acts with Sock Puppets, Hilarity Ensues

Ed Sheeran has finally reached the peak of musical pretension by booking literal cotton socks to open his tour. It’s a bold move, though things got awkward fast when the socks started doing their own political commentary, proving they have more personality than the headliner.

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