South Korean exchange Upbit abruptly pulled the plug on Bonk trading over disclosure shortfalls, triggering mild jitters across global meme books. Meanwhile, Solana meme token market caps hover near four billion dollars while local crypto bros at the Baja cantina try to explain why a cartoon dog coin represents sound money. We nodded politely, finished our margaritas, and went back to watching pelicans dive for fish that actually have intrinsic value.