The U.S. Senate torpedoed the much-hyped Clarity Act, sending Bitcoin tumbling below $76,000 as institutional suits panic over regulatory limbo. Down here in Baja, nobody even knows what a Senate committee is, let alone a digital asset bill. The local power transformer blew out three hours ago, the Pacific surf is firing a clean four-foot peel, and the only smart contract anyone cares about is trading a warm Tecate for an extra fish taco at the beach palapa.