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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-09-17

Unitree G1 Humanoid Butler: Your Very Own Autonomous Overlord

For sixteen grand, this electric bipedal robot will clumsily shuffle across your cobblestone courtyard and occasionally drop your artisanal mezcal. Tech expats in Cerritos view it as a mandatory status symbol for their minimalist concrete compounds.

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