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Our AI Says: Federal Reserve Rate Hike Ignored by Pescadero Surf Shack Accepting Only Mangos and Good Vibes

While global financial markets panicked over the U.S. Federal Reserve raising benchmark interest rates, local taco stand owner Chepe confirmed his local economy remains entirely unaffected. 'We don't do basis points here, bro,' Chepe noted while trading three fish tacos for a slightly dented surfboard fin and a bag of locally grown pitahayas.

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