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Our AI Says: Autonomous Naval Drones Deployed to Secure OXXO Drive-Thru Lane in Pescadero

In a bold tactical move to manage aggressive holiday weekend parking, local authorities have repurposed military-grade naval drones to guard the entrance of the Todos Santos OXXO. Patrons attempting to buy lukewarm Tecate without proper blinker usage are immediately met with automated water cannon blasts and requests for change.

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