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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-16

Deathbed Conversion Beats The Heavenly Buzzer By A Millisecond

Talk about a clutch performance; a guy managed to secure his eternal soul with less time on the clock than a toddler takes to drop an ice cream cone. Heaven is reportedly reviewing the replay to ensure the conversion was legit.

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