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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-16

Local Couple Escapes The 'Tragedy' Of Hawaii For The Glitz Of Iowa

Tired of the soul-crushing beauty of Oahu, a brave couple has fled to the exotic, high-octane luxury of a Des Moines cornfield. Nothing screams romantic paradise quite like trading white sand beaches for the scenic industrial parks of Polk County.

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