Down here in Baja, the only thing getting drained is another bucket of iced Tecates while the local generator sputters out for the fourth time this week. Up in crypto-land, Solana's Drift Protocol learned the hard way that lowering multi-sig thresholds to 2-of-5 is a great way to let a hacker make off with $285 million of other people's money. While crypto bros are busy crying over a 40 percent token crash, we're staring at the Sea of Cortés wondering if the yellowtail are biting today. Honestly, smart contracts sound like a fantastic way to ensure you never see your pesos again.