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The Daily Mash
2026-09-16
Driving Tips: How to Safely Huff Nitrous Oxide Behind the Wheel
Raheem Sterling offers a masterclass in high-speed, gas-induced vehicular chaos, proving that if you’re going to endanger public safety, you might as well do it with cruise control and a balloon. Honestly, it’s refreshing to see someone treat a quarter-million dollar car like a personal laughing-gas lounge.