Pop royalty Dua Lipa captured the collective heart—and digestive tract—of Mexican media after falling victim to the legendary wrath of local street snacks and Oxxo munchies during a freezing CDMX trip. The timeline is currently in absolute shambles debating whether her sudden bout of 'chorronavirus' was induced by bad street meat or a curse from an artisanal alebrije. Up here in the Baja desert, we are too busy dodging sunburns and watching pelicans dive-bomb the surf to care about pop star stomach bugs.