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Oil Nears $110 As Middle East Burns, But Pescadero Surf Shack Keeps Generator Chugging

Crude oil is surging toward $110 a barrel due to intensifying Middle East geopolitical conflicts that threaten the entire global supply chain. Down in Pescadero, however, nobody gives a damp flip because the local taco stand's ancient diesel generator is still somehow coughing along. Local retirees are far more concerned with whether the Tecates are staying cold than the collapse of the petrodollar.

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