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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships

Autonomous humanoids equipped with the Casana Smart Seat are catching killer lefts at Cerritos while simultaneously monitoring their own blood pressure and septic tank capacity. Local surf instructors are refusing to judge the event, citing unfair unfair advantages like infinite battery life and zero hangover excuses.

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