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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-16

Fans Confirm They Only Show Up to Concerts to Ignore the Opening Act

Ed Sheeran's fans have bravely declared that they would rather stand in a bar line than acknowledge the existence of an opening act. It turns out the only thing people care about less than a support band's political opinions is the support band itself.

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