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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-16

One-Night Stand Sends Post-Hookup Survey To Improve His 'Brand'

Nothing says romance quite like an automated email asking if your performance warrants a referral to friends and family. This gentleman is really optimizing his funnel for future bedroom experiences, breakfast cereal selection included.

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