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De Speld
2026-09-16
STËLZ Seeks New Hard Seltzer Flavor, Apparently Needs Help Choosing Garbage
The brand is begging for flavor suggestions, so we’ve kindly offered them the culinary delights of 'Microwave Lasagna' and 'Navel Lint.' Because nothing says refreshing hydration like the taste of a soggy frikandel and poor life choices.