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The Hard Times
2026-09-16
New York City Mayor Increases Ghostbusters Budget, Terrifying Local Billionaire Spirits
Mayor Mamdani is finally funding the Ghostbusters, much to the chagrin of dead robber barons who fear they'll be taxed for their spectral presence. It turns out that even in the afterlife, the wealthy are worried about losing their status to a pack of proton beams.