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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-15

Montreal fans trade pitchforks for pens as Chris Kreider joins the team

In a display of emotional whiplash, Habs fans have retired their sacred burning effigy of Chris Kreider now that he's actually on the roster. It turns out it's hard to throw rocks at a guy when he's currently occupying a locker in your home arena.

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