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humor The Onion 2026-09-15

NFL Veterans Offer Truly Terrible Advice to Rookies

From 'get hurt every day' to 'don't drink Aaron Rodgers' suspicious milk,' the veterans are clearly trying to ensure the new class goes out in a blaze of glory—or just insanity.

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