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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-15

Supreme Court Decides Election Security is Just Another Unconstitutional Nuisance

The Supreme Court has helpfully cleared the path for democracy by declaring that actually securing elections is unconstitutional. Because why bother with messy things like verification when you can just hope for the best?

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