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humor De Speld 2026-09-15

Royal Subscription: King Willy Monetizes Democracy Behind a Paywall

King Willem-Alexander is tackling national polarization by locking his thoughts behind a monthly subscription fee, because nothing says 'shared democratic values' like paying one euro to hear his opinion on Ajax's transfer window. Apparently, royal wisdom is free for the soul, but strictly premium for the wallet.

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