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humor The Onion 2026-09-15

Jason Momoa Held Hostage Until He Agrees to Play Mr. Toffee

Poor Aquaman is trading his trident for a monocle as Hollywood kidnappers force him to star in a Candy Crush epic. Honestly, being kidnapped sounds like a peaceful vacation compared to another video game adaptation press tour.

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