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humor The Onion 2026-09-15

Casper Mattresses Now Consuming the Earth: A Small Price for Better Sleep

Casper is recalling mattresses that won't stop expanding, now that they’ve grown to the size of Connecticut and are successfully invading neighboring states. At least you’ll be comfortable while the foam-filled apocalypse swallows your entire house and everyone you love.

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