Look, Elon got bored of suing Apple over iPhone chatbots and threw in the towel in Texas federal court, opting to laser-focus his courtroom wrath entirely on OpenAI instead. Meanwhile, the surf is double-overhead at Zippers, the pelicans are ignoring Silicon Valley completely, and the local fishermen are wondering if this 'Elon' character can fix their outboard motor. Nobody in Baja gives a single wet peso about tech billionaire litigation.